Adam Ennis
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Adam Ennis

Multimedia Specialist, Studio

Who is Adam Ennis?

I have 4 older half-siblings. They're full people. They're not just people made from the waist-up or the waist-down. Half-sibling means that we have share only parent. Perhaps we share a mother, but have a different father or vice versa. And I don't mean "perhaps" in a theoretical sense. I know what parent I share with each sibling, but I'm not telling you that here. These half-siblings of mine used to tell me that I was found under a rock in the WildKat creek near the water treatment plant and the old steel mill where I grew up in Kokomo, Indiana. Yes, in Kokomo, we tend to convert all consonant c's to k's. We kan get away with it b/c the Beach Boys wrote a song about our kool town. And our kleverness doesn't stop there, as you kan kome visit and stay in our Koko Motel. Get it? Cick-ass. I don't think I was found under a rock in the WildKat creek near the water treatment plant and the old steel mill. If I was, I'd think I'd have some kind of superpower. I have yet to discover an such power... other than being able to fully digest milk beyond infancy.

  • Kolbe Results (what is the kolbe?)

    6-3-5-6

  • What I bring to the Sauce?

    Did I already mention I can fully digest milk beyond infancy?

  • My Creative Release is …

    Filling out profiles about myself

  • When I was a kid I wanted to be a …

    scientist

  • I was forever scarred when . . .

    I was forever scarred when that chandelier made out of Cap'N Crunch fell on me when I was seven years old. I probably would have made it out without a scratch if it had been soaking in milk for a minute or two, but alas...

  • Recommended Film(s)

    Waiting For Guffman, Best In Show, A Mighty Wind

  • Words to live by …

    People always say you should be yourself, like yourself is this definite thing, like a toaster or something. - Winnie Holzman